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Friday, March 03, 2006

you're my boy, blue

hey all!

...though at this point 'all' likely refers to myself and a small lebanese child desperately searching for delicious internet cookies. not sure why my mind wandered specifically to lebanese, or chose that terrible joke to begin a new blog, but as they say in german: 'ze backspace button iz broken.'

this is my sports brain, laid bare for anyone to pick apart and critique. i have far too many rants concerning sports clogging up otherwise good conversations, so in a desperate attempt to hang onto my few remaining friends, i am banishing my sports knowledge to an easily referenced blogspace.

to illustrate my problem, the following is a list of sports i enjoy watching, or will watch/discuss when there is nothing else to do:

nfl football
college football
arena football
canadian football
nhl hockey
mlb baseball
college football
nba basketball
college basketball
f1 racing
champ car racing
nascar racing
horse racing
two cats chasing a mouse around in a bucket
pretty much any form of racing
boxing
boxing movies, as in raging bull, cinderella man, rocky, etc
foxy boxing
foxy boxing movies, as in million dollar baby, girl fight, etc
old school wrestling (as in hulk hogan fighting the ultimate warrior...or blue fighting two girls in ky jelly)
poker
golf
tennis
track
curling
rugby
and finally, soccer.

so barring all of those sports going on strike, and having their pasts erased from my memory, i should always have something to write about.




-getupkid

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